Saturday, June 9, 2012

The Tortoise Life for Me!

My sister sent me a funny email about being retired.  I don't know where it came from, sorry!  Today is Saturday and I felt like this...

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,

I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney.

 It's the tortoise life for me! 

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise??  I don't think so.

                        I'm retired.      Go around me!!

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